May 2013
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amyponder:
but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
colonelhathi:
japan ≠ korea ≠ china
pakistan is not in the middle east
most muslims aren’t arabs
geishas are not prostitutes
mexico is a very small part of latin america
there are 54 countries in africa
china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
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Anonymous asked: I can't believe I lost a bunch of weight using the TUMBLR DIET!!! Are u using this too? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TwitterHealthDiet[d0t]com
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
hypnus:
maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
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a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
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iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
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If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly when I’m in a...