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urbanfuck: urbanfuck: anal sneezes are cute as shit sorry iphone the word i was looking for was...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:17:47 -0400

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

some reasons why i love adventure time

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:14:51 -0400

jasminefrostybite:

we’ve had

a transgender chocolate chip cookie

a hinted lesbian relationship between a princess and a queen

a pair of homosexual lemon brothers (that eat each other when angry)

a fresh to death lumpy space princess

strong female characters

a bubble and a robot getting married

puppies that are now older than their papa

a human boy and his hot (literally girlfriend)

and some random wax philosophical stuff

CAPITALISM IN A NUTSHELL

nayx: this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:14:05 -0400

nayx:

this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:09:19 -0400

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:09:09 -0400

blastortoise: stubs toe

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:13:18 -0400

blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

snizzlenuts: well if he stores his phone...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:09:46 -0400

snizzlenuts:

well if he stores his phone there…th.e…n……………

goodbye friends

terrortino: when i die please put a flower crown on my corpse so that i look cute even in death

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:06:50 -0400

terrortino:

when i die please put a flower crown on my corpse so that i look cute even in death

urbanfuck: badtexter: urbanfuck: my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:56:48 -0400

urbanfuck:

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

exactly

dietchola: i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:39:07 -0400

dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:31:39 -0400

emuwren: The Galah - Elophus roseicapilla, is one of the most...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:29:16 -0400

emuwren:

The Galah - Elophus roseicapilla, is one of the most common and widespread cockatoos, it can be found in open country in almost all parts of mainland Australia. By Jan Wegener.

ghost-anus: YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING THERE IS NO...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:28:39 -0400

ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

tyrannohassleberry: sharks-super-sexy-chest: jehus-ripped-arms:...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:26:11 -0400

tyrannohassleberry:

sharks-super-sexy-chest:

jehus-ripped-arms:

Jack pls

I know it’s perspective, but still: JACK HAS BEST YAOI HAND!

After reading that I can no longer look at this as perspective

thank